Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Megan Fox has a wet dress

Megan Fox has a new movie coming out called How to Lose Friends and alienate people and I think it’s supposed to be funny because Simon Pegg is in it. But that’s irrelevant because, more importantly, Megan Fox’s boobs make a cameo.I don’t know much else about the movie to be honest but really that’s all the sell I needed to promote it here. It could be a film featuring one second of Megan Fox coming out of a pool and 98 minutes of images from Vietnam or my parents’ sex tapes and I’d be like, “Jolly good show pip pip.”


Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Audrina Patridge Denies Plastic Surgery Rumors

It’s no secret that Audrina Patridge’s face has been looking a bit more streamlined lately. But she insists it’s not the result of plastic surgery.
The “Hills” hottie told press, “People think I’ve got my nose done. My chin done. I just laugh at it. I’m just losing my baby fat - everyone grows up and changes.”